i hate when applications are like “why do you want to work here” because i need money what do you want me to say omfg I HAVE A PASSION FOR FROZEN YOGURT
sammyysam: Two can keep a secret, if the entire town is dead.
artsysauce: sorry I can’t go to school tomorrow I fractured my motivation
99% sure my neighbors have seen me naked through my window at least 20 times
njena: i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
falloutyoungmale: I write sins not five page research papers
frowl: i am three years behind in my math homework
gossipquirrell: you know how sometimes apples are just ok but then you bite into a really fresh juicy one and you’re like YOOOOOOOOO